Last night Kenneth and I were lying in bed, chatting before sleeping. For some reason, I said to him, "There is only one rule around here.". He said, "what's that?". I said, "Don't leave me".
"Oh, is that the only rule? In that case, I'll go find a mistress tomorrow!"
"OK, don't sleep around with other people is the 2nd rule."
"Oh, so there's more than one rule now?!"
"And don't beat up the cats."
"I would never!"
"And don't pee on the carpet."
OK, so there is more than one rule.